February 2012
124 posts
illeaturmind:
jennycamui:
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So I see this picture on Facebook...
… that this girl’s put on her boyfriend’s page of her in a corset, wearing jeans. Which is all well and good… But she has the most epic muffin top I have seen in my life.
I’m not the type to point out someone’s weight because I’m genuinely having a hard time thinking of something I care less about… But dammit. It’s not hard to find jeans that...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
“Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch and Nurgle are sitting together at a bar. After a few...”
– (via entertheblacklibrary)
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Jeri Ryan and Anthony Head are going to be at LFCC...
ONE BUILDING CANNOT HANDLE THAT MUCH FUCKING SEXY! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
MY FUCKING OVARIES!
THEY EXPLODE WITH GLEE!
FACT: If you ask any gay person why they are gay...
i wanna be trash, mama!: writtensword:... →
writtensword:
sweetdivision:
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. …
“Nevertheless, I feel I am willing to explore my humanity. Take off your clothes.”
– Seven of Nine (via gerardicus)
The 7th GIF from the end of your folder with words...
nerdmusings:
iuiuiulia:
iwearfezzesnowfezzesarecool:
thedavethdoctor:
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirefly:
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
swoooooooping:
So. I’m going to apologize, but I’m going to insincere about it. Excellent. I will go out laughing. :D
ALRIGHTY THEN
accurate
I don’t do the whole “dying” thing. I’m a TimeLord.
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